milhouse

MILHOUSE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!!!
this could mean dork or dorkiness

girl your boyfriend is such a milhouse!
that shirt makes u look like a milhouse!
those glasses are soooo milhouse!

by Britt January 2, 2004

Milkmonster

The Milkmonster is a large landbound animal which is characterised by it's ability to consume massive amounts of milk without any gastronomic consequences or concern for others who may wish to keep some of said milk for their own consumption.

Upon finding a supply of milk to have been suddenly and inexplicably exhausted:
"Dear God no! The Milkmonster has struck again!!"

by [e-mail] July 24, 2006

milm

Mother I'd Like to Milk. Similar to milf except this would involve a yummy mummy with large breasts.

Look at that milm - wouldn't mind having a go on them.

by Simon D December 15, 2004

milfoil

A small plant, Achillea millefolium, that grows all over North America and Europe. Means "a thousand leaves" because its leaves are so finely divided.

It can be used as an herbal remedy for colds and infections, but it must not be confused with the poisonous ground hemlock plant.

Leroy: I picked this milfoil in the woods; I can make it into a hot tea for you.

Grandma: L'awd have mercy! That's freakin' hemlock! Throw the dang stuff out, 'fore we all croak!

by JCEG January 31, 2007

milford

-verb (usually with pinky finger) to put or place an object into urethral opening of human penis.

Betty likes to milford Chuck with 1/4 inch hexagon head screws.

by Jacob R November 8, 2007

melmo

A pure and total hatred of men born out of rejection

eww no I would rather fuck melmo

by ManHater March 24, 2003

Milhouse

an incredibly weak spliff which makes you even more strung out than you were before you smoked it.

'Fucking hell mate, take this horrible milhouse, pass your weed and let me roll a proper one'

by BOB MONKHOUSE April 23, 2008