The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
Get the midget armymug. 1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
by Valher November 2, 2009
Get the Midget-On-Steroidsmug. The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands
by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017
Get the midget dinnermug. by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
Get the midget fondlermug. The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
Get the Midget Strokemug. A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013
Get the Maniacal Midgetmug. When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
Get the midget handymug.