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Microwave

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An action in which a male-female couple or male-male couple intend to pleasure one another with sexual intercourse. In turn the female, or un-wanting male in the male-male relation denies access to cavity. In reaction, the male that has been denied, lowers the partner's undergarment and ejaculates then replaces the undergarment in proper place sealing the semen into the undergarment. Thus, the semen dries and seals the undergarment to the partner. Also, in text, placing an item (semen) into the undergarment (microwave) for it to set.
Dude, I microwave -d that ho last night when s/he didn't give me any! Damn Right I got that bitch! I microwave -d it!
by Kilo & Sarah January 3, 2008
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microdots

Slang for LSDs, you know the things that give you trips.
I gotsta get sum mor of deez microdots 2nite, blud, its how its goin down.

Sum thug out da bak woz sellin microdots
by Slickalicious October 30, 2004
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microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!
A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!
by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009
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Dirty Microwave

When you have sex with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your penis is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot
"Man last night I Dirty Microwaved my girlfriend and she ended up burning her tongue"
by Go Pencils!! August 27, 2013
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microrave

A rave with few participants in an enclosed space.
Man, that microrave was nuts, I started tripping out and thought that someone had me in a microwave.
by The one true dogboy January 1, 2009
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Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump
You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.
by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011
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Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.
"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."
by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012
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