Migger

A Mexican wigger. Wants to be black, acts black, talks black and thinks he's black

That stupid migger thinks he's black

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Margerita Moment

Applied to a moment of extreme ditziness, generally without realising how stupid you sound/act.

4 people are ordering a pizza.
A: "Do you fancy a Margerita pizza? But with extra cheese?"
B, becoming confused between a Margerita Pizza and a Margerita cocktail, replies, "There's no cheese in a Margerita! Only lime and salt..."
Then the realisation that they are idiots dawns.

by Stepham_89 June 14, 2004

mayger

a little peice of rock and dirt set out in the middle of nowhere so you have to drive for 15 minutes to get to any civilization. a small section of rural clatskanie.

We live in Mayger

by t!@nn@ October 16, 2008

Mugger Bitch

A Psychaotic woemn who seeks revenge upon you and your friends when you dent her what she wants.

Poor Peppie, he has hooked up with a Mugger bitch.

by Ruxor January 23, 2005

migger

means beautiful

it's such a migger day

by Panque October 4, 2021

Migger

Another act of racism white people tend to say

Isaiah- Joey stop saying the hard r

Joey- I’m saying it with an M💀💀💀😂😂 you migger

by Fagtenia November 8, 2021

Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 7, 2008