machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

by solidguyger March 14, 2011

(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.

The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.

by Barkybarky January 3, 2015

STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

Deus Ex Machina

Literally "God from the machine", Deus Ex Machina originally referred to Greek plays, where the "gods" would be lowered onto the stage in order to provide a quick resolution to the story. Today, Deus Ex Machina refers to any improbably and/or overly convenient character or mechanism that comes out of nowhere saves the character(s) from their doom.

For a hilarious send-up of Deus Ex Machina, check out the spaceship scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

by Gazuga April 26, 2004