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Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
Monster Moist by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Monster Energy Drink 

monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)
P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)

monster tard 

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.
That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.
monster tard by Lauren R April 21, 2008

Monster Energy addict 

Monster Energy addict (adj) 1. Nick Harman 2. Someone who is completely and undeniably addicted to the Monster Energy drink

monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
monster crunch by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

Monster Wank 

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy
"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"
Monster Wank by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014