slide meat

This describes a lover someone has as a slide from their normal moral position.

Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.

by I, Wreckerrr February 3, 2017

Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

by CheckMate October 1, 2012

meat minimalist

Someone who eats a minimal amount of meat in their diet. Though not vegetarian, a meat minimalist will live on a mostly plant-based diet that is augmented by small amounts of meat. A meat minimalist doesn't restrict eating a specific kind of meat but will eat small amounts of a variety of animals. The goals of a meat minimalist are to reduce the detrimental effects of mass production of meat products on the environment, economy and human/animal health. In addition, meat minimalism helps support small, organic/all natural and sustainable farming practices.

I tried to be a vegetarian but I love many meat dishes; I'm now a meat minimalist and only eat meat once or twice a week. I always try and eat only meat from organic or naturally raised animals.

by meat minimalist November 14, 2011

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016

Meat Chest

Indigestion specific to eating meat, having a unique feel almost like your heart is struggling and there is severe blockage within your chest. Extreme discomfort feeling.

After eating them 6 sausages, 9 burgers, 11 pieces of chicken, 7 shish kebabs, am suffering proper Meat Chest.

by rob gas June 20, 2009

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009