Hot Topic Logic

The reasoning that clothing brands reflect the personality or intelligence of the wearer.

Person #1: "Look at preppy guy wearing Abercrombie! God, I would never want to look like all THOSE people!

Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"

Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*

by Hot Topic Logic February 27, 2005

Logic

Logic is the study of the methods and principles used to distinguish good reason from bad reason. Unfortunately it seems to escape most people now a days as they rely on rumors from cnn, emotion and passion.

Me: "without Logic there is no reason. Without reason there is no rationality. Without rationality there is nothing but destruction"

Adolph Hitler (mien Komph) "Propaganda should use very little logic and more emotion and passion to fool the people. Masses are easily fooled by emotion and passion. Thus the more people you are targeting the less logic your propaganda should use" (paraphrased to save space)

by Arcy77 May 1, 2010

Fuck Logic

A type of logic where basic parts of normal logic are ignored. This mostly appears in video games and anime. DBZ for example, Goku gets tossed into a mountain and the mountain breaks into pieces. However, some animes do not use fuck logic for everything, such as Attack on Titan. In Attack on Titan, if a person was tossed into a wall that person would pop into blood and guts instead of the wall somehow breaking apart.

DBZ uses fuck logic. AoT barely uses fuck logic.

by Ssj3ArmoredTitan July 26, 2014

Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!

by AliceAddams December 3, 2009

hood logic

Logic used by uneducated people when forming an argument. When someone takes two things that are not related in any way and tries to tie them together to make a point.

This logic is commonly used by Ricky on Trailer Park Boys.

Ricky: We don't need to call the cops, I mean, you guys are smarter than real cops. You guys are mall cops! Why do we need real cops?
Cop: Ricky, enough with your hood logic already.

by OldManFerg2 February 4, 2007

Patriot Logic

Patriot Logic(noun) -Patriot Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the New England Patriot fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)

Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Patriot Logic

"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."

His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."

"No way" says Jimmy

Look it up says Billy

"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up

by Bigmike87 November 20, 2006

Christian Logic

1. The thought process used to avoid thinking over a difficult situation that appears to be unrealistic or unlikely

2. The opposite of real logic

1. Brad: if there's no evidence of the existence of Hell, why should I entrust in fear to commit to a superior being

Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!


2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.

Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.


3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!

Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.

by 2 christians, 1 atheist October 18, 2008