Linglo

When someone has withtaken a large amount of drugs, mainly cocaine, and the nasal septum (middle bit of nose) is worn away, and one ejaculates into the nose and snorts it up.

''You'll never guess who was lingloing last night!''
''Derek asked Amy to linglo the other day...i think its safe to say that relationship is over!

by LipsLikeNettles April 8, 2011

Linguistic Prescriptivism

What you're doing when you create an Urban Dictionary entry for something that no one says but you think that they should.

Making a UD entry for a joke instead of documenting actual slang is linguistic prescriptivism.

by Kiro Osex XIII May 29, 2018

linguini

It is know for being a pasta dish. But now, since I have re-defined it, it is a word for being horny.

"Ooh, I'm feeling LINGUINI!!!"

by Erika May 10, 2004

lingus licker

one who specializes and very much enjoys eating vagina.

Ashley becomes uncontrollably aroused when the lingus licker eats the shit out of her pussy.

by Larry Jr February 2, 2007

internet lingo

anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.

example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"

omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on

by scarlet :] April 5, 2008

The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!

Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

lingua-loser

see: dictumhead

you ain't no Daniel Webster, you're a lingua-loser

by Timmy the Geek June 20, 2009