7 definitions by Kiro Osex XIII

Linguistic Prescriptivism

What you're doing when you create an Urban Dictionary entry for something that no one says but you think that they should.

Making a UD entry for a joke instead of documenting actual slang is linguistic prescriptivism.

by Kiro Osex XIII April 24, 2018

UT Two Step

To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.

I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.

by Kiro Osex XIII July 29, 2015

Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"

by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016

harry potter syndrome

A scenario in which the primary protagonist (especially an eponymous one) of a fictional work is one of the least interesting of the main cast. Named after the Harry Potter series of books in which Harry himself is the most uninteresting out the ensemble of characters.

"I was reading a book the other day and all of the side characters had a lot of personality, but the main didn't have any; it was a bad case of Harry Potter syndrome."

by Kiro Osex XIII July 25, 2017

Ratchet and Clank

The Playstation equivalent of cocaine.

1. Did you check out the new Ratchet and Clank game?
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.

by Kiro Osex XIII June 8, 2016

Apelite

Apelite (n) - (a-puh-lite)
A feline (usually domesticated house cat) which, when worn on the head, may be used as a projectile.

Gimme the damn remote or I'll throw an apelite at you.

by Kiro Osex XIII January 22, 2014

TIPOI

An initialism that means "there is porn of it."

somefknguy28: hey guys I got overwatch
Xx_sw33g69_xX: tipoi u know
JesseQM: Why are you still using a fucking gamertag from 2011?

by Kiro Osex XIII June 24, 2017