lappi

An abbreviation for laptop. mostly used by nerdy people.

"yo bro, can u bring your lappi witchu?

by samsoniteG October 6, 2017

Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

lapitxa

A sweet noun used to refer to someone, usually your significant other, because he/she loves cuddling/hugging and is always wanting to do it. Usually a synonym of clingy.

Oh, baby, I love you but sometimes you are such a lapitxa that I can't even work properly!

by Lapitxa victim December 12, 2017

Laloing

Laloing It's fronting or canceling plans always and or last minute.

Example: It’s the ultimate front, the bachelor party type fronting where you don’t show up to your own farewell because you’re Laloing

by Mi muchachito May 21, 2018

Laptip

One of the things that happen when you misspell "Laptop"

Person 1: Two secs, it's on my laptip.

Person 2: Loll LAPtIP
Person 1 : Shut up I meant laptop.

by reason everyone drinks August 15, 2018

lapoofed

Lapoofed is the bull shit that a federal agent feeds the average person in order to sustain his anonymity or to gather useful information to fuck anyone that stands in his way of being an all around bad person.

Officer Richard just fed those kids all kinds of lapoofed and they ate it up.

by Trickglock May 21, 2019

lahoinka

This is the feeling a young man gets when he knows it's going down , also a say out loud celebration of joy after you've had that piece of pie that's been been right in your face and you've finally knocked the bottom out of and sends you to buddy bye.

Hey Mike did you ever catch up with what's her name , oh are you talking about ole girl from club last week , yep and it was a wild night , LAHOINKA...

by Coolwaterbreeze June 5, 2019