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Judge

A short arrogant asshole who constantly makes perverted jokes and quickly gathers a troupe of theater nerd and computer geek friends. Although endearing, shallow girls pass him by, while the ones that are hard to catch take notice. often plays their music too loud.
Man, Judge is a total asshole.
I know, right?
by hi sidewalk chalk! October 17, 2017
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don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.
You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.
by JaeLorette121 August 9, 2018
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Pat Judge

Bruh Joe still lives with his mom he pullin a Pat Judge rn
by PoloPimpin February 14, 2024
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judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.
Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.
by Dblankity May 8, 2015
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Judge

No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
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Penisfaced Judge

A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.
I swear these penisfaced judge fuckers are always on my case.
by Rennystar June 14, 2019
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