Guilt Joint

The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed.

Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.

Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?"

by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

badass sexy double joints bodies walls chairs whiteboys whitegirls blackpanther

by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

Greek Joint

A fast food restaurant that’s not actually called “Greek Joint” but they’re called random names like Bravo Burger or Johnny’s Burgers #4.... they sell pretty much everything and they’re BOMBBB! Chicken Tenders? Fire. Breakfast Burritos? Huge. Tuna Melt? DELICIOUS.

Friend #1: “Hey wanna get zucchini fries and a tuna melt for lunch?”
Friend #2: “Hell yeah, there’s a Greek joint by my house that has hearty portions!”

by JULIANNEX0X0 January 23, 2020

Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

by Alan June 4, 2004

Big Toe Joint

A joint that causes one to fold dishes.

"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."

by Herban Dicktionary April 17, 2017

House a joint

To steal some shit (v)

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways

by Lil clit November 19, 2017

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021