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Jizzma

The hottest substance known to mankind.
Justin had to get to work on his project because the customer’s need for it was jizzma hot!
by Kzzylee July 29, 2022
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Jizzuness

"I just started a Jizzuness"
by _THE BOIS_ January 28, 2023
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Jizzmental

1. When a person thinks of something so stimulating, they cum immediately.
2. When a person has a way of thinking or is doing something that is self-stimulating, they physically and/or mentally jizz immediately and rapidly.
1. Insert name is so jizzmental when they watch Top Gun
by CasualFridayIX March 3, 2023
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jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch
i want to jizzmuffin
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Jizzulate

To ejaculate semen while celebrating.
He had not planned to jizzulate upon winning the game. But he did.
by Purplehanz June 9, 2023
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Jizzcum

....indians who just always stroke their G 24/7. Name is usually "Jasim Ahmed" or something of the sort.
Always live in Canada as well, as they love their browns.
Also musky as shit holy
dude, that waft reminded me of them Jizzcums.
by herofosmtihe October 29, 2023
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Jizzup

When someone gives you a blow job and hiccups after you squirt and spits all of your semen out.
My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.
by Mahbarley August 11, 2024
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