by Kzzylee July 29, 2022
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The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?
B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.
A: Nice!
B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.
A: Nice!
by Alan Orth October 14, 2006
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by pen15g0d September 22, 2018
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The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
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by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011
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At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
by Flant April 5, 2009
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i swear, what a groovy ship name jazzmax is. like, that sounds sexy. beautiful rolls with the tongue.
by kabukiaku February 7, 2020
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Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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