squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

pretentious jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.

I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!

by Matt01 February 5, 2019

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

Missionary Jerk

A sexual position performed by homosexuals in which while facing each other (similar to the missionary position performed by a heterosexual couple) the top partner places his penis in the anus of the bottom partner while at the same time the top partner will also masturbate the bottom partner.

Last night Jake missionary jerked Connor.

by Professor Pad May 22, 2011

jerika

A couple that says whatever they have going on is "complicated". They have confirmed that they have feelings for eachother and they are attracted to eachother. Of course, both deny they want to be together and claim that they are "bestfriends" with intimacy... They make a great duo. Tessa Brooks, Nick Crompton, Thomas Petrou, Ethan Wacker, and many others can agree on that. YES, IT'S REAL

Person: are they more than friends or what? Because they call eachother "bae" and stuff...
Other: no, they're a jerika 💁🤞

by Anon person, ok? ;) October 17, 2017

Jerika

Jake Paul and Erika Costell assume to be married but really there not they just do it for most of the times the views but 50% percent is real of jerika but the other half isn't real but they love each other jerika is the strongest forever couple out there stronger than Chessa just to let you guys know jerika is just dating but fake married

Jerika is the cutest couple ever Jerika mean Jake Paul and Erika Costell

by Kkenzie August 6, 2017

suicidal jerk

When you beat your meat while everyone's home and forget to lock the door

Dude, I just had a suicidal jerk last weekend. It was sketchy

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017