Michael Jacksoning

Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling

jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25

Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,

to the side!

Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!

The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!

by FancyNancy December 10, 2012

Indeed, Daniel Jackson

Teal'c from stargate confirming Daniel Jackson's Beliefs.

This is what Teal'c says to confirm the beliefs of Daniel Jackson many times throughout the series "stargate sg-1" and is often used by fan's in a dialogue.

"Don't the Gua'ould have the technology to probe a person's mind?"
"indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- stargate sg-1 --

"Feel like grabbing a beer hari?"
"Indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- not stargate sg-1 --

by DarkLaith October 13, 2008

Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman

Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.

by Swtksss October 13, 2013

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Michael Joseph Jackson

A victim of many things; health induced or media induced

1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.

1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.

12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo

1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.

Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums

1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous

1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.

Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.

1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996

1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.

During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.

2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor

5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson

September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.

RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009

by eanderson760 June 25, 2009

jackson pollack

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016