Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Assa-itis by Shit my family says August 22, 2016

relation-itis 

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird

I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?

relation-itis by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary May 5, 2018

chloegames-itis

when you get sucked into the roblox video hole

friend: i didnt sleep last night.
me: chloegames-itis?
friend: yeah...

chloegames-itis by mariocoffeeshit August 17, 2018

jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.

im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.

jazza-itis by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

control-itis 

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.

Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.

control-itis by FerninLove April 2, 2019

Shuffle Itis 

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.

Shuffle Itis by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.

My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis

Fagioli-itis by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020