imposter imperceptible

A song by nerd out that is catchy as hell my guy

Red:I found a body beside the reactor
Blue:somebody killed orange :o are you bastards Black:what we gonna do this is a disaster imposter imperceptible a killer so maniacal extraterrestrial freak

by Insta pussy mobile January 20, 2021

Vlad the Impaler

The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.

Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.

by Lead_Ballz July 21, 2008

Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.

After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Impeach

/imˈpēCH/
verb
A Germanic word meaning fuck Drumpft

Man I sure hope the country comes to it's senses and decided to impeach that lunatic president

by Jfredrick January 4, 2019

Impeached

When you put an orange man in a peach and make him really sad.

Random fucking guy #1: dude Donald Trump got impeached lol

Random fucking guy #2: bro this is so sad... I can’t believe they put him in a peach ...

Orange man: stfu guys I’m going through a lot right now *sobs and changes Twitter profile to an edgy anime screenshot*

by Satan’s left nipple December 23, 2019

Super Impaled

Created by its marvelous owner, Lil' John. This magically delicious word is related in a small way to impale. It means to have been stuck to an objects' surface with tremendous force. Using this word has an overwelming backfire on its user when said in a serious conversation and is suggested to only be used while your friends are all horribly inebriated.

"I had the greatest idea about ripping off PS2. The only thing that stands in my way is that damned bar code...its like super-impaled on there"
kevmaster: you idiot

by Lil' John June 9, 2004

Impeach

Impeach is usually a term to show that your job here is done. Basically meaning your fired.

Did you here Donald trump just got impeached!!

by Nijahhh December 25, 2019