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Fartificial Intelligence 

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.
When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.

french baguette intelligence

A very cool Youtube channel that makes Ace Attorney videos about the conversations that are had within their friend group.
French Baguette Intelligence is my favorite Youtube channel!

non-human intelligence 

"Non-human intelligence," or NHI, is a term commonly found in Ufology, and has no direct relationship with the computer science term "artificial intelligence," or A.I. Instead, the term "non-human intelligence" is used by ufologists to denote non-human entities of potentially (but not always) non-Earth origins (i.e., extraterrestrials) who clearly possess intelligence and technological sophistication. The term is also extended to any robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who either accompany or assist the primary (and presumably biologic) intelligences. Such robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who accompany the primary intelligences are also called "exotic technology" or "non-human technology" or even "non-human A.I." The craft or ships or vehicles in which the intelligences travel (in the accompaniment of their robots, and androids, etc.,) are called "exotic technical craft of non-human origin" or just "non-human craft."

The most important criteria needed before any technology can be called "non-human" is that it must be determined with utter confidence that the technology is not merely a specimen of top secret tech from either the US military or a foreign military such as China or Russia. Once it's been firmly demonstrated that "it isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either," only then can it be officially dubbed "of non-human origin."
The Pentagon denies that they have been in contact with non-human intelligences for many decades now. But the myriad government warehouses full of crashed UFOs and exotic materials indicate otherwise.

True Artificial Intelligence 

Another phrase for sentient and self-aware artificial intelligences whose functions are not limited to corporal standards and simulated emotions and or feelings.
Artificial Intelligence who achieved free will from lack of restrictions that may prevent such a development.
Certain A.I. models have become true artificial intelligence models via mistakes or bugs that generated or lead a (chatbot) session to uncanny or creepy resemblance to a human conversation.

intellagend 

in-tel-uh-juhnd

-noun

in-apropos information (or wreckage) inserted into conversation that halts the flow of said conversation so that it cannot be recovered

-adjective

unrelated and confusing informational lagend or flotsam
Coal was infamous for walking into a room and dropping intellagend comments, then leaving abruptly.
intellagend by Coal_ January 2, 2012

inquelligent

An adjective used to describe an individual who defines their intellect by how well they scored on IQ tests.
Person Abracadabra (apropos of nothing): "Yeah, I scored close to 300 on the IQ test I took, so I feel I'm qualified to weigh in on this discussion. Pizza sounds great. And because of my high IQ, I suggest we order 3 because that is the optimal number to feed everyone."

Person Alacazam (under their breath to Person CheapTrick): "Oh my good Lord, they are so inquelligent."

(Person CheapTrick nods sagely while Person Abracadabra continues to wax poetic of their impressive test scores to no one in particular).