Hypocrite

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Hypocrite: Man why do people even like -Random Thing- it’s so dumb I don’t like it so it’s awful

Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -

Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head

by Dinosaur’s May 17, 2020

Hypocrite

To eat an edible marijuara product, and call someone else who ate the same, a druggie.

Pim ate half the edible and so did Khil. Khil got so fucked up, he called Pim a druggie for having a tolerance. Khil is a hypocrite

by Pim January 22, 2022

Hypocrite

A hypocrite is an organism which points out something that it assumes doesn’t go with what is correct, yet has done such an action in the past which was of the same reason he hated the other organism for doing so

“Isaiah is a damn, blatant hypocrite, I mean, he liked his own posts, but points out someone who likes their posts? What a hypocrite

by TheC00lBlue July 1, 2018

hypocrite

a hypocrite is someone who don’t like people doing certain things but they do it themselves.

example: donivan is a hypocrite because he said he didn’t like people flexing money on social media, the next day he states “i’m going to flex my money on social media” he says one thing then do another. that’s what you call a hypocrite

by hypocrite donivan May 29, 2022

HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025