Second-Hand Pipe

The act of kissing a girl after she has recently given someone oral sex. most common at highschool parties.

"You hear about that party this weekend? My boy D Money kissed some chick 45 minutes after she gave Jamal head. It was a tragic case of Second-Hand Pipe"

by xRbN09xd2009 August 12, 2009

hand banana

A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.

Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'

by DocFlox April 1, 2009

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

caught red-handed

To be caught in the act of committing a crime, with the evidence there for all to see.

honey came in and she caught red-handed
creeping with the girl next door

by metheteen August 30, 2010

arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

AC Hand

When someone who has soft hands has one or both hurt during, but not limited, one of the following activities; doing a keg stand for so long your hand begins to deteriorate, after doing a louisville chugger you fall and land on your hand, you are partying at a club and start fist pumping so hard you hit the chandelier and break some glass, and/or you sleep on D’s couch after a night of partying and you wake up to hydrate but you forget the beer on the floor and you slip and land on your hand.

Q: Dude, crazy party last night, let's do it again. I went to refill the keg while you slept. Can you help me bring in the keg?

A: Dude, remember when I jumped off the roof last night, trying to dive into the pull, well as I dove in i hit that chair someone had thrown in earlier, so now I have an AC hand. I can't help you, get swayze to help you.

R: Dude, you know that you're the one that through the chair into the pool before the party started right?

A: Oh yeah, I forgot. So this AC Hand is my own doing apparently, NOT, Got HEEM!!!

by where is my cytomax September 17, 2012