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older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
by jerkinabox March 18, 2013
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guy grossi

When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.
"Damn the pasta last night didn't sit right and I had to drop a guy grossi"
by lyricalkiller June 18, 2016
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tent guy

A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!
Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers
by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016
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Guy 1 and 2

Seemingly in every Urban Dictionary definition. Not sure how they’re not worldwide famous
Guy 1 and Guy 2 in unison: Hi everyone, it’s Guy 1 and 2 and we’re famous on this website because examples are hard
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
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This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.
goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.
by please enter your username February 22, 2021
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Horror guy

The one guy who made it to over 900 followers on gamejolt in 3 months you dumb ass
Horror guy is a guy that is not scary
by Bluetiger4ever April 21, 2021
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that guy from fortnite

A term used to infuriate any person who is a fan of the person talked about
Guy 1: Yo bro, i love naruto. He's my favorite anime character

Guy 2: You mean that guy from fortnite? i love him too

Guy 1: I fucking hate you
by copperknife March 3, 2022
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