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goosed

A soon-to-catch-one variation of "owned"
After I goosed Phil's mom last night, I felt a little woozy and needed a nap.
by shrina January 29, 2003
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Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021
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Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion
1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!
by EddyB February 7, 2005
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Goose

If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".
by Natural K September 8, 2009
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Goosed

A form of doggystyle where the male is usually standing and the female is on all fours. The male then mounts the top of her booty, bends his legs, and continues to slam her from behind.
"Bruh I goosed the hell out of that girl last night! I was balls deep"
by Reynoldswrap26 June 20, 2016
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Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.
"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."
by pagemeister May 3, 2008
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Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009
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