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Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.
MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.
Goober Gobble by Tibber November 27, 2017

turkey gobble 

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.
"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."
turkey gobble by turkeygobble June 23, 2018

Turkey Gobble 

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)
I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.
Turkey Gobble by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

gibble gobble 

a very intelligent man with a large dynamite penis, often has a lot of experience with hairy men. if you ever encounter a gibble gobble run the fuck away
random ass kid: maaaan that gibble gobble tried seducing me

Stop and Gobble

Stopping at a rest-area to eat pre-packed food in a hurry.
During the holidays, my family went on a road trip in our new car. Bearing in mind the fact that we have a don't eat in the car rule, we stopped at a rest area to stop and gobble; in order to make it to Granny's house!
Stop and Gobble by 281hdj December 30, 2011

Lord Obble Gobble 

A portentous and large man. usually the width of the earth with big saggy moobs and diabetic head
The man was so fat he was a Lord Obble Gobble
Lord Obble Gobble by IlikePootatoes February 26, 2021