Gunk

The polluted but never the less pretty body of water which runs through the SUNY New Paltz Campus. Was once the home to the of the famous Chuck the Duck.

Last night it seemed like a good idea to go skinny dipping in the gunk, but then in the morning we were glowing.

by New Paltzian August 2, 2008

glunk

To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.

The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.

by Sir Glunkalot September 29, 2011

grunk

The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk

Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"

by Jack Pack August 1, 2007

Gunksta

Sarah "Ji Won" Lee, and her B/F Cruz. Or other ppl that think they are gankstaz but are saddly mistaken, like a wanksta but more pathetic and stoopid.

Shyt nikka, those Gunkstaz Sarah and Cruz are comin' dey Tryin to look hard in their broke ass 1985 Honda Prelude

by BaD Panda Inc. May 19, 2003

grunky

I've always used this word as "gross" + "chunky." I invented this word years ago to describe some nondescript cafeteria food. Looks like others invented a word with a similar definition.

"Honey, I appreciate you making your family's traditional prune and peanut habanero chili con carne yesterday, but the results were rather grunky."

by richpee November 23, 2007

Grunk

A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"

by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013

gunk-eye

A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.

Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!

by Zeehar October 9, 2005