Gherkin

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

Gerk

Admin of Pwninator.com.

I thought Gerk got banned from the Interweb.

by Gerk January 2, 2004

gnerp

The sound made by a penguin.

Boy: 'Hey, a penguin!'

Penguin: 'gnerp gnerp gnerp!'

by pineapplerawr October 11, 2010

gerk

v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat

Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.

by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009

gherkin

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

by Pinkoid the Clown June 5, 2009

Glerk

a film-geek clerk in a video store

I rented Transformers a few days ago. “It’s awesome,” said the glerk at the video store. “When Optimus Prime showed up, I like weeped.” -- James Lileks, 13-11-2007

by Alcofribas Nasier December 10, 2007

Gerk

To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.

Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.

by TotemPole July 1, 2004