Glarkson

Fatherly figure.

Unfortunately I can’t go out tonight, my Glarkson said no.

by Sinkbarian Trenchworm November 18, 2018

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023

garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016

Glank

To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.

Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.

by Munt Sutherland November 7, 2008

nigga glare

When you see shady stuff in your peripheral

He nigga glared the car getting stolen on his way home

by Studleybodungus February 6, 2019

glarp

A person who renames something in Oblivion for PC, not realizing he renamed everything in the game that's like that as well.

Saika: just renamed a wandering cat CatcatMcCattington
Naito: ...You're a glarp
Saika: shit, it just renamed ALL cats CatcatMcCattington

by OLIO September 9, 2007

garkel

a slave master's home in the South, mostly being where the slaves lived, like in the slums and slave houses

He and his family used to live in a large garkel, and were overrun by slaves in the 1850s

by Jamalle December 28, 2005