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Giant Cunt 

Official royal title of several smaller duchies. Also used in common parlance to refer to the state of being where one surpasses the normative levels of cuntlery. In such cases, it is common that a member of the opposite sex is distracting said cunt to the point of giant status.
Sara is such a giant cunt. Her cock-of-the-week is making her such an out-sized bitch.
Giant Cunt by D4V3Y June 19, 2019
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Giant loop 

When you fucked a hoe so hard you created a black hole in her, so it sucks you in and you find yourself in a time loop
Person 1: Did you bang her?
Person2: Yeah, I created a giant loop.
...
Person 1: Did you bang her?...
Giant loop by trillmolnar October 16, 2019

giant steaming shit 

A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and
My god bro I took a giant steaming shit I think I fractured my ass

Giant shat 

A extreme amount of brown waste comes out you anus
I just took a giant shat in Ryan’s toilet
Giant shat by Itz._.bruh October 15, 2020

Giant SaurusRack

The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.

Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.
Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)

Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!

So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!

So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.
Giant SaurusRack by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Giant Vanilla 

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it
I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.
Giant Vanilla by VA31 November 21, 2020

giant bitch 

my mom is mad this doesnt exist
my mom is a giant bitch, not a small one
giant bitch by crime mmmm February 20, 2021