Floobie

A jig on the moon

I love to floobie!

by drink bottle October 13, 2011

floob

A reference to man-boobs in conjuction with the professional wrestler Ric Flair. Boobs + Flair = Floobs.

Wow, that Ric Flair has some saggy Floobs.

by Nake June 11, 2006

floober

An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.

Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!

by Flaste September 16, 2006

Foobs

Contraction meaning "Fucking boobs"

Quinn: hey check out those funbags
Jroh: yeah dude, those are some foobs.

by Soapadisiac September 19, 2006

floobins

a term of affection towards somebody

i love you so much floobins!

by floobins June 30, 2006

floobo

It basically means that you are an idiot with no brains, mentally retarded!!

My boyfriend is a fucking floobo.. he lied to me and when I confronted him he lied AGAIN!!! I'm no fucking floobo like him!

by B.S.A.S.A.A.R November 30, 2006

Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

by NowakiStar November 10, 2010