flad

A garment consisting of a plaid pattern and flannel material.

"oh boy, that flad shirt agnes wore today is the bees knees"

by Jmonroe December 1, 2009

Flagday

1. This is when you moon someone from the front. You flash them your shlong, for what reason? That I don't know.

2. To flash them your penis.

Bro, did you just flagday me? You're a fruit.

by TruMagoo October 20, 2008

flailer

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.

"Betty is such a flailer!"

by Danno October 21, 2004

Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.

fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.

by A Fish May 15, 2008

Fladoodle

The state of being in between a conundrum & a relationship (:

I love my fladoodle, because he's fat.

by WHATTHEFRENCHTOAST January 29, 2009

Faids

Faids, n. abrv. Face Aids - To mean facial aids, aids of the face.

I hope she gets faids. She can bite ma shite!

by Chris E May 13, 2005

Flailing

It is a combination of Flirting and Failing. When your a male or female tries to flirt with the opposite sex, but ends up failing at it.

"Woah look at Jermy getting his Mac on"
"Yeah but hes flailing!"

by That Guy Is Here November 23, 2011