fingering

When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.

Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*

by Jackie butthead April 12, 2008

fingering tits

putting your finger in between a girls tits and slowing moving it up and down. Usually is a sexual arrousment for women.

Omg Matt was fingering tits of mine yesterday. It felt amazing.

by licker123 April 17, 2011

Fingeringmybum

The act of one fingering there ass or "bum" as we brits call it.

Blue_Roost64: I love fingeringmybum you guys!
Jaq: Ew you nasty faggot
Blue_Roost64: It smells and tastes so good when I eat it
Fusion: uMad
Blue_Roost64: No im glad I finger my bum till I cum, as my mom video tapes :)

by Dat_Fuze September 14, 2010

Fingering the bass

To "finger the bass" means to finger a vagina with skill. Bass guitarists are known to have skilled fingers, and fast hands, and often "finger" the notes to produce the sounds on their instrument. This is also a pun on the word "bass" and "bass", "bass" being short for a bass guitar, and "bass" being a type of fish. Vaginas are often referred to as being "fishy". Haha, great pun, I know!

"So, since you're a skilled bass guitarist, does that mean you'll be good at 'fingering the bass', as it were?"

by J Saville September 29, 2013

filderman

A very annoying person whose trampoline is the only reason people like him. He is fun to kick in the nuts.

Filderman is strange.

by princesssss June 30, 2008

fingerbang

Slang for the act of programming

Chad was diligently fingerbanging the keyboard, working on a particle system tool.

by arepeegee December 29, 2007

Fingerbonged

When you are cleaning the ash out of your pipe after smoking weed and you get your index finger covered in ash then you just got fingerbonged!!!!!!

Like you just finger fucked your pipe

Susan lifted her finger to revel black smut on her index finger after cleaning her pipe head out.

TRIPLE H says "Omg susan you just fingerbonged HAHAHAHA

by Riddlemethis! June 2, 2009