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Fench

A mixture between being Fat and Hench (muscular.) Fench could also mean 'beefy' or 'chunky' perhaps.
Oh my god! That rugby player is so Fench!
by Shaniqua of Chap3l September 3, 2012
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French coat

Slang word for condom. Interestingly, the French equivalent is CAPOTE ANGLAISE, which means "English coat."
Be sure to wear a French coat.
by radiohead3885 April 15, 2005
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French Courage

Similar to dutch courage, however instead of alcohol giving you some much-needed confidence, it is your prettiest/best/luckiest underwear.
Liz: "Are you still meeting your boyfriend's family tonight?"
Abi: "Yeah, but I'm not nervous 'cause I've got French Courage tonight, and they'll never suspect a thing."
Liz: "Good thinking."
by zomgrose July 26, 2011
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French Bath

To douse ones self with copious amounts of any God awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too damn lazy to actually shower. The end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that's smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.

Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.

If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
I know it's 90 degrees out and I haven't showered for a fort night, but I'll just take a French Bath and no one will be the wiser.
by UrbanJinx June 9, 2014
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french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.
by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010
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french eat

Where you stick your nose deep in your girls pussy, sniff as hard as you can and suck up all of the pussy juice, hawk a lugi in a cup and drink it.
I'm gonna give Nicky a good old French eat
by SirJalen February 10, 2017
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French Tuxedo

when you nut in someone's mouth and they french kiss it back into your mouth while you are wearing a tuxedo.
ME: How much for the French tuxedo?
JANE: Free for you baby.
by dragoJim May 26, 2018
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