ur brother is ur mother

As compared to "ur sister a mister"
It is pretty much the same thing but worse.
John: Ur sister a mister
Rob: Well ur brother is ur mother
John: Oh shit
by dragoJim March 15, 2018
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French Tuxedo

when you nut in someone's mouth and they french kiss it back into your mouth while you are wearing a tuxedo.
ME: How much for the French tuxedo?
JANE: Free for you baby.
by dragoJim April 13, 2018
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bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
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