Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010

facutie

A person who is both incredibly fat and cute at the same time. This word imbodies both qualities at the same time. There is one person who is the ultimate facutie, know as the god facutie. This person is the cutest and fatest person there is! His name I Julien and resides in CO.

Adam is such a facutie.

by Master of Dictionary January 2, 2011

facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day

Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!

by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011

Facemare

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

by nomis33 July 20, 2011

faculty parking game

A reference to the business of doing something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else. Can also mean the entire thug lifestyle.

There's no mercy in the faculty parking game.

by DankHo January 10, 2012

fajumijaw

1. a jaw that becomes abnormally and uncontrollably pronounced in times of anger or embarrassment; 2. a person with an abnormally pronounced jaw.

Aww shucks! My fajumijaw came out again!

Damnnnnn girl! Put that fajumijaw in check.

by agirl123 February 10, 2012

facemute

To touch your phone with your face muting yourself from the conversation, possibly making you a better listener or giving you endless amounts of torture.

Sorry man, I was on facemute this whole time, I'm right here!

by Irisi13 October 12, 2015