2 definition by Master of Dictionary

A person who is both incredibly fat and cute at the same time. This word imbodies both qualities at the same time. There is one person who is the ultimate facutie, know as the god facutie. This person is the cutest and fatest person there is! His name I Julien and resides in CO.

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.