fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 18, 2006

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish January 3, 2008

fanny diesel

An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal.

"I sat on L-A-S's chair the other day and when I stood up, the backs of my trousers were wet with, what I believe to be, fanny diesel."

by felchmeister general October 29, 2003

fannybawz

Coined in the late 20th century, the lesser-spotted "fannybawz" is derived from a combination of the terms "fanny" (minge) and "bawz" (testicles). It is generally used as an insult or exclamation, but occasionally can be used as a term of endearment. It is also most commonly found in Scotland. Next time you're up here, use it in a sentence to impress your new friends with your in-depth knowledge of their locale.

1. As an exclamation - "Fannybawz, I forgot the mustard!"
2. Insult - "You're rather ugly, fannybawz"
3. Term of endearment (rare) - "Oh fannybawz, you're amazing in bed"

by stranger December 20, 2004

Fanny Pack

A group of girls. They usually go around looking for handsome guys to date and bang. They usually reside in the forms of cheerleaders, but they are not limited to cheerleaders. The opposite of a fanny pack is a cock flock.
See: Female Gangbang
Cheerleaders
Mistress
Cockflock
Gangbang
Male Slut
Chicks

Fanny pack

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

FannyPacktastic

Anything wonderful, great, fine, or awesome.

Tedwardo: Hey Todd, How're you today?
Todd: Im FANNYPACKTASTIC TEDWARDO!!
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Jane: Hey your new hair cut is fannypacktastic!
Jill: Thanks! and I just got these fannypacktastic shoes on sale.

by Shintwieda November 6, 2005