euphoric mastermind

A mastermind of causing complete and utter euphoria

My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind

by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015

euphorbic

Displaying or possessing a crude, disgusting character or personality that can only thrive in the cracks of society. Named after euphoriae weeds that grow in driveway cracks.

There are not many redeemable qualities of the euphorbic users of facebook.

by ninjaneere November 2, 2020

Euphoric Attack

Whenever you get turned on or become so happy/aroused that you can’t breathe to the point where it feels like a panic attack

When Ryan admitted that he like Michelle back, she had a euphoric attack.

by Issey_Rain March 20, 2022

Experiential Euphoric Syncope

Temporary loss of consciousness from a very pleasureful experience; may result from the height of orgasm but mainly caused through heightened pleasurable situational experiences or episodes.

OMG I finally experienced Experiential Euphoric Syncope without being choked out!; Fénix soft shell crab sandwich caused me Experiential Euphoric Syncope! His gifts and compliments pleasure me past the state of Orgasm straight into a Experiential Euphoric Syncope.

by OP Space Camper November 10, 2021

euphorik

a slut, pimp, or whore.

Euphorik gives good head

by shredder April 9, 2003

euphrates river

a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.

I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river

by Steve Horton December 9, 2008

EUphemism

Substitution of a harsher expression like European Union with a kindlier one like EUphemism.

To put it bluntly, do not not use EUphemism.

by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009