escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

estapols

Nipples that cover more than 50% of the breast

Have a look at the estapols on that breastfeeding mother over there.

by kriechbaum May 10, 2014

Escape Turtle

(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."

Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."

by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017

escape the night

a mystery youtube original series by joey graceffa featuring popular influencers such as nikita dragun glozel and more in a four series spectacular with scary monsters and exiting episodes.

escape the night is amazing

by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019

liquid escapade

Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.

William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.

Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?

William: Yes!

Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.

by Ofathada May 9, 2011

Facebook Escapist

Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send

John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist

by Laxman33 May 31, 2012

anal escapader

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.

Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.

by Penguin♡Pancakes June 7, 2014