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drunk bus

A part of normal weekend life at James Madison University (JMU)in Harrisonburg, VA. The Drunk Buses run from 10 PM-3 AM every Friday and Saturday night, taking young partiers to every major off-campus apartment complex in Harrisonburg. The drunk bus is usually filled to the brim with people....not so fun sober, but awesome and a good way to meet people when you're good and drunk. Things one may witness on the drunk bus include, but are not limited to:

1) Pole dancing.
2) Random making out.
3) Orgies.
4) Belligerence and fights.
5) Vomiting.
6) Buswide singing to "Livin' on a Prayer."

Why the Harrisonburg Department of Public Transit enables such inebriation, we don't know...but hey, we aren't complaining.
Bob: "Oh man, I wanna hit up the parties at Trashby, but some bitch stole my car!"

Drew: "No prob man, we'll just hop on the 10:30 drunk bus"

Bob: "Oh, holla"
by JTizzle4Shizzle January 21, 2006
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drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking
After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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sleep drunk

The state of being when you are so tired to have lowered inhibitions and thought processes due to lack of sleep. Very similar to being drunk.
"I pulled an all-nighter last night and had to run straight to class, I stumbled in so sleep drunk that I'm worried what I said aloud during discussion"
by NocturnaLucid October 16, 2004
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Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.
I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.
by technogoddess February 8, 2010
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Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.
by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010
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Lucy-drunk

A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:

- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone

This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.
"Oh hey, you out tonight?"

"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"

"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"

"Lucy-drunk!"

"Oh wow, be careful!"
by SpeakTheTruth123 March 16, 2014
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Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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