Rugby League Drunk

To bring one's own particular brand of drunken stupidity to an unsuspecting public resulting in physical, verbal or psychological demarches upon the individual, their friends, kin or other sectarian grouping.

Jim got so drunk friday night he shat on a dog, had sex with a carpet and passed out in a fire escape, boy was he rugby league drunk.

by The Suva Splinter August 5, 2012

nigger drum

The booming bass coming from the subs in a black person's car. Typically, the noise is accompanied by a horrendous vibrating rattle due to:

1) a shitty car
2) a shitty audio setup
3) a combination of both.

May also be found in cars belonging to wiggers.

"John, I would love to hear your story about how you met Newt Gingrich, but this nigger drum in the car next to us is drowning you out."

by Markles January 28, 2012

Niggers Suck Drunk

Getting so blackout wasted that even a person who's not normally racist will start cursing god damn niggers.

Johnny put on quite the performance last night.

Yeah, he got niggers suck drunk

by Aunty Jamalma February 14, 2012

drunkuisine

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

by Badwig September 28, 2009

drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

drugbrella

an excuse for something awful or unusual done while under the influence of drugs that you cannot be blamed for, frequently used by Russell Brand on his radio show and in his stand-up.

"you can't blame me for robbing that off-licence, i was 'neath my drugbrella"

by drugbrella June 28, 2008

drunk o'clock

the time at which someone is noticeably drunk, especially when it is not at a generally accepted time to be drunk.

"I called Bill at about 2 pm, and he was already slurring his words. Apparently, it's already half past drunk o'clock for him."

by The LJ-rizzle March 23, 2009