Douche 

A small-minded, dim-witted person in need of guidance.

1. Hey Douche, are you able to get me to the hospital.
2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.

Douche by JacoX May 5, 2009

douche 

pronounced doo-sh

meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!

a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.

also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)

she is such a douche!

what a douche lol

douche by crazyladee June 30, 2009

douche 

French for shower.

J'ai besoin de la douche. (I need a shower.)

douche by pdi July 13, 2009

Douche 

A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*

Douche by A. Victim September 26, 2009

douche 

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...

I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.

douche by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009

Douche 

* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag

"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"

Douche by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010

douche 

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.

Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.

douche by melsie February 15, 2010