melsie's definitions

oh shit son

An exclamation useable in just about any situation to show delight, surprise, disgust, etc...

"Oh shit son, that is badass!"

by melsie February 15, 2010

Camaro

1968 Camaro is the most beautiful car that can be imagined other than a 1967; First car designed by Chevrolet using a wind-tunnel; usually referred to as a car driven by rednecks; usually referred to as a car owned by a guy with an inferioriy complex due to being small in stature or to having a small penis.

BMWGirl1- "Hey guy, I bet you have a dick the size of China-man's."

CamaroGuy1- Thinks to himself as he smiles and waves to Girl1: "Poor girl..."

Girlfriend of Guy1- Choking on the Camaro driver's 10-inch cock as she stretches her bare ass across the console she mumbles: "That bitch doesn't know what she is missing".

by melsie February 15, 2010

cup check

1. The procedure used to verify the appropriate installation of protective atheletic gear for the groin commonly known as a "cup". The procedure may include using whatever sports equipment to administer the check in a rapid swinging motion.

2. A kick in the nuts.

My buddy Mitch is a cup check.

by melsie February 15, 2010

douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.

Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.

by melsie February 15, 2010