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Douche
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A small-minded, dim-witted
person
in
need
of
guidance
.
1. Hey Douche, are you able to get me to the
hospital
.
2. Isn't he such
a Douche
, he can't even locate a
woman's
vage.
by
JacoX
May 5, 2009
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