Dork

Dork: a whales penis

Shannon sucked alot of dork today

by hungry hungry hippo20030 April 14, 2010

Dork

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You are the biggest dork ever.

by olil0bito August 13, 2006

Dork

Dork is known as a whale penis, but has been adapted to mean that someone has a larger than average penis

Man...Terri said i wore her out! I thought she said she rode dorks!

by BlaccHawk {MGM Kr3W!} August 21, 2008

Dork

Did you seriously just look up dork? You are a dork go looking this up!

I can't get over why you would look up dork. Just look in the mirror.

by DaBossBro128 January 1, 2016

Dork

A person who is obsessed with their image (whether it's trying to be a nerd or a hipster) and comes off as socially awkward and violent. Pretends to be smart but is actually failing all their tests. Or pretends to be stupid, but is actually a genius except they're failing all their tests on purpose. If not in school, they are probably pretending to have a job and a band and a life but are actually living in their parents' house and surviving off of thai food and crappy video games from the 90s. Basically, somebody who is trying to be something they're not and are socially excluded because of that.

Dork 1: Hey, I got 100% on my math test! Damn it, I'm such a nerd.
Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses.
Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses.
Dork 2: How about a game of Viva Piñata?

by intellectuals read vogue March 30, 2009

Dork

a dork is someone that people consider to be:
a. nerdy
b. smart
c. unattractive

"You got an A on that test, gosh you're such a dork!"

by Amanda P. May 19, 2004

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004