Doorknob

annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface

"I hate your brother! he's such a doorknob!!!"

by The Music Beat October 29, 2011

dork

Someone who is too far ahead of or too far behind the times. Someone who has a preoccupation with something that others don't care much about.

a dork is someone who wears high socks with sneakers and shorts with pasty white sunscreen on their face and a wide-brim sunhat.

by Yobi September 17, 2015

Doorknobs

A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.

Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.

by Project Specifications August 5, 2012

Derka Der

A republican who (among other things) dislikes immigrants, liberals, socialists, death panels, and anyone who comes between them and Sarah Palin. Different from conservatives, libertarians, or intellectual republicans. This is the red-neck-right-wing of the party. Typically white red-necks, they are mostly protestants (primarily evangelicals) who would rather fight about creationism than reform tax policy.

ACK! Drives me crazy! I'm embarrassed to affiliate with the Republican party when I see how many Derka Ders say stupid things that end up in the news.

by repubbutnotderka May 13, 2010

Cork Dork

This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.

Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.

by Mike Chance September 11, 2005

Golden Doorknob

gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)

-verb

The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob

After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!

by MyExRex December 31, 2009

Deerk

The combination of being a dork, nerd, and geek.

"Stop being such a deerk!"

by ianster October 11, 2009