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petri dish

An adjective used to describe a promiscuous person.
That bitch is a petri dish. Better come strapped, if ya know what I mean.
petri dish by GNox August 5, 2007
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being a dish 

Cute, sassy and a little bit helpless; not in a sexual or intellectual way.
Sitting, waiting, watching what will come around my way next week.
In the morning after Election Day I will feel being a dish - no matter who's the winner!
being a dish by Mika Berlinsta November 2, 2016

Revenge is a dish best served cold 

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.
Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."
Word of the Day on November 29, 2014

ish libe dish 

A retard trying to pronounce "i love you" in german
"Ish libe dish" said the retarded man retardedly
"ish libe dish" said a dish loving mom
ish libe dish by Ogii2 November 21, 2017

Revenge is a dish best served cold 

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.
"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"

Deep Dish 

When a person goes for a long or deep throw in a sport, mainly Ultimate Frisbee.
"Oh, look at number 23...oh, he's going for the DEEP DISH...OH THE DEEP DISH! What a catch."
Deep Dish by failfrisbee April 23, 2015