super distance

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.

Its been a super distance since I saw you last.

by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011

dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.

My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.

by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

the distance

A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a woman long enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.

Oh man, Listen to her moan! I think he's going the distance!

by John E. Danger January 22, 2004

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020

cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021