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diddle

playing on your computer without doing any work
I used to diddle instead of doing homework
by snowboardnj September 10, 2019
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diddle-dee-dee

An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.
Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?
by Seshie November 13, 2019
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Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.
1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.
by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020
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Diddle

The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).

Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020
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King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.
I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump
by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020
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Diddle-dit

A tiny little piece of fuzz, lint, or debris on your clothing or any surface for that matter.
Barb, you have a diddle-dit on your shirt.
by LexMad December 2, 2020
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Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.
John let me diddle the fiddle last night...
by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020
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