cock dial

When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.

"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"

by Linne September 5, 2007

on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!"
Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."

by B. Senior July 4, 2007

Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Butt Dial

Accidentally calling someone with your butt

Oh crap, I think I just butt dialed Casey!

by Sad.But.Rad April 6, 2017

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

Rotary Dial

Something that is old, old fashion or obsolete. Also out of style.

-Dude, i just got a blackberry!

-HA, those are so rotary dial.

by rotary fone March 26, 2011

drug-dial

taking sleeping pills & calling people

Kristy took an Ambien last night & then proceeded to drug-dial all of her friends.

by Nancy Biggs July 21, 2006